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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Look out! A burrito!
« Czech »
Dávat pozor! JEDEN drsný okraj!
Attempt to overthrow the government! A burr!
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« Korean »
온라인 대화방을 해방하십시오! 누르고, 등록하고 간담하십시오! 여기에서 누르십시오!
Liberate on-line dialogue room! Press, register and discuss! Press from here!
Please, clean up after your dog.
« Italian »
Per favore, pulisca dopo il vostro cane.
Please, it cleans up after your dog.
This is a warning, which I was warned by my advisor to warn you about. You have been warned.
« Czech »
Tato is jeden výstraha , kdo JÁ was varoval do má poradce až k varovat tebe kolem. Tebe mít been varoval.
This is a warning , whoa SELF was warned up has advisors to warn you aromatically. You hold been warned.
man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger
« Chinese (simplified) »
上床与痒的二赖子的人醒与有臭味的手指
Goes to bed with bum's person who itches awakes with has the stink finger
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here; this is the War Room!" —Dr. Strangelove
« Spanish »
" ¡Caballeros! Usted can' lucha de t adentro aquí; ¡éste es el cuarto de guerra! " - El Dr. Strangelove
" Horsemen! You can' fight of t inside here; this one is fourth the military one! " - The Dr. Strangelove
There is no place like home!
« Icelandic »
There er neitun staður eins og heimili!
There is repulse stead as though home!
I want to kick your puppy and take a bath in the ocean.
« Korean »
나는 당신의 강아지를 걷어차고 대양에 있는 목욕을 가지고 가고 싶다.
I kick hard your pup and the bath which is to the ocean and going i have i want.
Hold me closer tiny dancer. Count the headlights on the highway. Lay me down in sheets of linen. You had a busy day today
« Portuguese »
Prenda-me um dançarino minúsculo mais próximo. Conte os faróis na estrada. Coloque-me para baixo nas folhas do linho. Você teve um dia ocupado hoje
It arrests me a next very small dancer. It counts the lighthouses in the road. It places me for low in leves of the hemp. You had one day busy today
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Can I have your number?
« Italian »
Posso avere vostro numero?
I can have your number?
Nice shirts like you!