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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Going to church does not make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
« Slovenian »
tekoè v cerkvica does ne izdelovanje vi a kršèanski , poljuben veè mimo stanje v a garaža pomožen vi a voz.
voluble within little church does thingummy manufacture you however Christian , optional variously yound whack within however garage tributary you however wain.
Your mom!
« Welsh »
'ch mom!
' dogs bomb!
My name is Inego Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!
« Dutch »
Mijn naam is Inego Montoya. U doodde mijn vader, voorbereidingen treft te sterven!
My name is Inego Montoya. YOU my father killed, preparations makes to die!
Dont have a cow man
« Dutch »
Hebben geen koemens
Have no cow people
weave a circle round him thrice and close your eyes with holy dread for he on honey-dew hath fed and drunk the milk of paradise
« Chinese (traditional) »
編織圓一個的圈子他三倍和緊密您的充满聖潔忌憚的眼睛他的哺養和被喝天堂牛奶的甘露hath的
A knitting circle circle he three times with are close the eye which you fill dreaded holily his feeding with to drink the heaven milk manna hath
I Like the Fish in You
« Portuguese »
Eu gosto dos peixes em você
I taste of the fish in you
touch me in inappropriate places please
« Latin »
tactus mihi in inappropriate locus commodo
sense of feeling me upon inappropriate place to make fit
by Same Dylan
Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. Jesus
« Portuguese »
O pai, perdoa-os, para eles sabe não o que faz. Jesus
The father, pardons them, for they knows not what he makes. Jesus
You look good in your dress. You would look better on my floor.
« Japanese »
あなたの服でよく見る。 私の床でよりよく見る。
Being your clothes you see carefully. Me you see more carefully in the floor.
Barack Obama
« Filipino »
Dockyard Obama
baradero Obama
Nice shirts like you!