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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Do you fancy buying some chocolate with me?
« Croatian »
Da li vi fantazija kupovina neki čokolada zasluženo?
Do you phantasy the purchase certain chocolate deservedly?
by Rachel Benn
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Jack be nimble, jack be quick. Jack jumps over the candle stick.
« Turkish »
lifting-jack exist nimble , lifting-jack exist quick. lifting-jack spring over the wax thock stick.
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money makes the world go around
« Latin »
pertaining to a journey to set in place the world to turn like a wheel
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Yes, I do fancy buying some chocolate with you. Very, very, VERY dark chocolate please!!
« Welsh »
Do , Gwna ddychmyga yn ceisio rhyw chocolate chennych. Iawn , iawn , IAWN dywyllwch chocolate blesio!!
I come , Do I imagine seeking sex chocolate you may whiten. Right , right , RIGHT you darken chocolate please!!
by Rachel Benn
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I'll meet the deadline! Stop riding my ass!
« Croatian »
I am going to meet terminal! Stop horsemanship my jackass!
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Most women can be driven to orgasm by hearing bawdy tales which fly in the face of propriety.
« Filipino »
ang lalong nakararami women maaari maaari itaboy sa organo nina pandinig bawdy salaysay alin lumipad di ang face ng may-ari.
most women possible possible dispel toward organ by hearing bawdy recital which wing in the face of proprietor.
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i can play the guitar like a mother fucking riot
« Spanish »
puedo tocar la guitarra como un alboroto de mierda de la madre
I know to touch the guitar like an excrement uproar of the mother
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You have incredibly beautiful tits. Can I feel them?
« Korean »
It will spread out and possibility Ubs whom it will believe there is beautiful light another family. It feels them possibility there is I?
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Hi. Do you have the time?
« Japanese »
こんにちは。時間があるか。
Today. Is there a time?
by Agnes
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You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donder and Blitzen., But do you recall The most famous reindeer of all? Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Had a very shiny nose, And if you ever saw it, You could even say it glows. All of the other reindeer Used to laugh and call him names; They never let poor Rudolph Join in any reindeer games. Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say: Rudolph with your nose so bright, Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?" Then how the reindeer loved him As they shouted out with glee, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, You'll go down in history."
« Czech »
Tebe vŘdŘt Blatník a Tanečník a Skok a Hašteřivá ženská , Kometa a Chamtivost a Donder a Blesková válka , Aby ne činit tebe odvolání Člen určitý nejčetnější pověstný sob of celek? Rudolph člen určitý Červeň - Střemhlavý let Sob Mněl jsem jeden dokonalý blýskavý nos , A -li tebe jakkoli pila ono , Tebe could dokonce říci ono být rozpálen. Celek of nedávno sob Zvyklý čemu být veselý a čerpat jemu jména ; Ona nikdy dovolit bezvýznamný Rudolph Utkat se jakýkoliv sob hráč. Někdy jeden mlhavý Štědrý den , Santa came až k říci : Rudolph s tvůj nos asi tolik blýskavý , Nebude tebe být průvodčím má saně dnes večer? " Někdy jak? člen určitý sob Amor jemu Ačkoliv ona pokřikovat mimo s radost , Rudolph člen určitý Červeň - Střemhlavý let Sob , You'll klesnout v ceně do dějiny "
You know Mudguard plus Skipper plus Spring plus Vixen , Comet plus Cupidity plus Donder plus Thunderbolt war , Lest amount you withdrawals The most notorious reindeer of a total of? Redskin the Scarlet Nosedive Reindeer Had a sublime tawdry nose , PLUS li you somehow saw yon , You inch even say yon glow. A total of of newly reindeer Used to laugh plus tank him names ; She never allow unsubstantial Redskin Skirmish whatsoever reindeer sportsman. Sometimes a nebulous Nativity Santa came to say : Redskin with yours nose thereabouts tawdry , Won't you guide has slider tonight? " Sometimes as forth as? the reindeer Love him Not but that she whoop without with joy , Redskin the Scarlet Nosedive Reindeer You'll go down up history "
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