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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Put your hands up or I will shoot you.
« French »
Mettez vos mains vers le haut ou je vous tirerai.
Put your hands to the top or I will draw you.
I play the piano.
« Korean »
나는 피아노를 친다.
I hit the piano.
he
« Korean »
That
by me
My favorite book series is a Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket.
« Japanese »
私の好みの本シリーズはレモン味のSnicketによって一連の不運なでき事行う。
Main series of my taste consecutive misfortune is possible with Snicket of lemon taste and thing does.
Love is for monkeys.
« Korean »
사랑은 원숭이를 위해 이다.
The love respects the monkey.
beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
« Japanese »
美は見る人の目にある。
As for beauty there is an eye of the person who is seen.
Hello, Bitch. Take me to your mother!
« Japanese »
こんにちは、雌犬。 あなたの母に私を連れて行きなさい!
Today, female dog. Keep accompanying me in your mother!
kiss my shiny metal ass
« Japanese »
私の光沢がある金属のろばに接吻しなさい
The metal which has my gloss it is slow kiss
Bacon smells like sexy meat.
« Russian »
Запахи бекона любят сексуальное мясо.
The smells of bacon love sexual meat.
i have been bombarded by a plethora of nightmares
« Italian »
sono stato bombardato da una pletora di incubi
they have been bombed from a plethora of incubi
Nice shirts like you!