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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Get your hands outta my pants please, my gnome lives there.
« Chinese (simplified) »
得到我的裤子喜欢的您的手outta,我的地精生活那里。
Obtains your hand outta which my pants like, my polygonum multiflorum lives there.
by Kelley
all I need is liquor and weed, two dike bitches straight down to get G'd
« Korean »
G'd을 얻는것을 나가 필요로 하는 모두는 주류와 잡초 의 2마리의 둑 암컷 똑바로 아래로 이다
Getting the G'd it goes out and it does in necessity and all 2 bank females of main stream and the weed exactly rightly it is in a lower part
With her apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur, the whole club was looking at her.
« Japanese »
彼女のりんごの底ジーンズによって、毛皮によってブーツは、全クラブ彼女を見ていた。
The boots looked at all the club her with the bottom jeans of her apple, due to the fur.
by emsi
Jesus fell asleep in the wrong house.
« Hungarian »
Jézus nyersbőr alva -ban rossz ház.
Jesus rawhide asleep ban he's bad place.
by Kelley
Blue
« Slovenian »
sinji, plav, moder
skyey , white , wisly
by omnideuce
I went to the mall the other day and bought a very white slipper.
« Spanish »
Fui a la alameda el otro día y compré un deslizador muy blanco.
I went to the tree-lined avenue the other day and bought a very white speedboat.
My dog is sleeping on the floor. The idiot box is blaring. The cats play.
« Filipino »
akin sundan-sundan ay matulog sa ang sahig. ang tanga suntukin ay blaring. ang ketsap maglaro.
my follow - follow are sleep toward the floor. the idiot sock are blaring. the ketchup play.
by omnideuce
you and me aint nothin but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
« Croatian »
te i mene aint ništa ali sisavac na taj način dozvoljava obaviti Internet poput oni obaviti na otkriće Chanel
these plus myself aint on no account limit mammal to this mode lets complete IT like the those complete at an unveiling Chanel
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
« Filipino »
A pampook lalaki sipain ako di ang kulata magtagal linggo
A local masculine kick me in the butt protract week
by AD2353
my name is henri. i am a black cat i live a life of luxury my caretakers love me but i am empty my filtered water tastes impure i rarely purr my chicken and giblets have begun to taste exactly like my whitefish and tuna in gravy it's all the same i am free i am imprisoned my thumbs are not opposable yet i oppose everything i make new friends but i seldom keep them it seems i was made to suffer and why not? aren't we all? the monkey mocks me with every flip i am lost everywhere i am scorned i am like a pendulum that does not swing if my tail wags it is a reflex action nothing more i am haunted i am henri
« French »
mon nom est Henri. je suis un chat noir je vis une vie de luxe mes gardiens m'aiment mais je suis vide mon eau filtrée goûte impure je ronronne rarement mon poulet et abattis ont commencé à goûter exactement comme mon poisson à chair blanche et thon en sauce au jus it' ; s tous les mêmes je suis libre je suis emprisonné mes pouces ne sont pas opposables pourtant je m'oppose à tout je fais de nouveaux amis mais je les garde rarement il semble que j'ai été incité pour souffrir et pourquoi pas ? aren' ; t nous tous ? le singe me raille avec chaque chiquenaude je suis perdu je suis dédaigné partout je suis comme un pendule qui ne balance pas si ma queue remue c'est une action réflexe rien plus je suis hanté je suis Henri
my name is Henri. I am a black cat I live a life of luxury my guards m' like but I am empty my filtered water tastes impure I seldom hum my chicken and meat offals started to taste exactly like my fish with white flesh and sauce tuna with the juice it' S all the same ones I am free I am imprisoned my inches are not opposable however I m' oppose to all I make new friends but I seldom keep them it seems that j' was incited to suffer and why not? aren' T us all? the monkey scoffs me with each flick I am lost I am scorned everywhere I am as a pendulum which does not balance if my prick stirs up c' is an action reflex nothing more I am haunted I am Henri
by Henri meaow
Nice shirts like you!