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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days
« Turkish »
su kuyusu I inanmak içinde belgili tanımlık ruh , belgili tanımlık horoz , belgili tanımlık kedi , belgili tanımlık küçük -in a kadın sırt , belgili tanımlık idam eğmek top , yüksek fiber , iyi sonlandırmak , adl. şu belgili tanımlık roman -in Susan Sontag are kendi - müsamaha overrated bok. I inanmak Lee hasat Oswald acted tek başına. I inanmak orada -meli -e doğru var olmak a hukuk devleti değişiklik kanun kaçağı Astroturf ve belgili tanımlık tayin hitter. I inanmak içinde belgili tanımlık tatlı yer , yumuşak - göbek pornografi , açılış senin armağan Noel sabah tercihan --dan Noel arife ve I inanmak içinde uzun , yavaş , derin , yumuşak , ıslak öpmek adl. şu son üç yaşam
well I believe in the soul , the cock , the cat , the small den a woman back , the execution bend ball , high fibreglass , good scotch , many. that the novel den Thirsty Sontag are self indulgence overrated excrement. I believe Lee reaping Oswald acted alone. I believe there meli had straight exist a constitutional alteration outlaw Astroturf and the appointment hitter. I believe in the sweet earth , soft navel pornography , opening thine present Christmas morning rather dan Christmas eve and I believe in long , slow , deep , soft , wet kiss many. that end three life
As I was walking with my girl friend, a bird shit on my head.
« Korean »
나가 나의 여자 친구와 걷는 때, 새는 나의 머리에 똥눴다.
Went out and when with the girl friend walking, in my head which dawns the excrements evacuated.
Hello daddy, Hello mom. I'm your cherry bomb
« Russian »
Здравствулте! папа, здравствулте! мама. I' m ваша бомба вишни
To [zdravstvulte]! dad, to [zdravstvulte]! mom. I' m your bomb of the cherries
the grinch stole christmas
« Chinese (simplified) »
grinch女用披肩圣诞节
grinch female uses the shawl Christmas day
See what's lost (or gained) in translation.
« Slovenian »
zagledati kakšen izgubljen ( ali zmagovalec ) v prevod.
view what kind of wilful waste makes woeful want ( whether winner ) within version.
I sent you a text message with that info
« Latin »
EGO sent vos a text nuntius per ut info
I sent you a woven fabric messenger very when to dig in
Don't be sad Payter, thats why they call it shpoople.
« Czech »
Don't být smutný Payter , aby proč ona čerpat ono shpoople.
Don't subsist sorry Payter , that why she tank yon shpoople.
Beer: It kicks ass!
« Portuguese »
Cerveja: Retrocede o burro!
Beer: The donkey retrocedes!
Is the absence of evidence evidence of absence?
« Korean »
기록 기록 결핍은 휴무의 인가?
Record record scarcity authorization of absence?
by Xial
You shall taste my big ugly whip
« Japanese »
私の大きく醜い鞭を味わう
The rod where I am scurvy largely is tasted
Nice shirts like you!