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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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what the fuck is wrong with your cunt
« Welsh »
beth 'r fuck ydy c ag 'ch cunt
thing ' group fuck he is being dogs with ' dogs cunt
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bite the wax tadpole
« Russian »
сдержите tadpole воска
you will hold in control tadpole wax
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What do blondes do for foreplay ? Remove their underwear.
« Latin »
Anyone to work blondes to work for foreplay? To take away by force its underwear.
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I am a god among men
« Korean »
나는 남자사이에 신 이다
Me it is shoes between the man
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Brain injury is NOT healthy!
« Turkish »
brain damage bkz. hi not healthy!
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Put the hose in.
« Dutch »
Introduce the snake.
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Hi there, said the spider to the fly.
« Italian »
Hi là, ad esempio il ragno al mosca.
Hi here, as an example the spider to Moscow.
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You are so pretty, please go on a date with me!
« Hungarian »
Olyan rossz vagy szép , legyen szíves tart egy időpont velem!
You're so bad she's nice , please take one time with me!
by Emily
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My testicles are bigger than the state of Texas and Chuck Norris is cool but not cooler than a 300 kilo man getting his balls shaved with a chainsaw. By the way i have a sick mind ha ha.
« Chinese (traditional) »
My testicle cool but not cool obtains his ball the Texas state and Chuck Norris 300 kilogram people to blow is bigger than with chainsaw. I by the way have a morbid state brains ha ha.
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Yesterday, All my troubles seemed so far away, Now it looks as though they're here to stay, Oh, I believe in yesterday.
« Latin »
Yesterday , Whole my troublesome to be seen so far absent , Now this facial expression when sentiment they're this to stay Oh , I to clear upon yesterday.
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