My testicles are bigger than the state of Texas and Chuck Norris is cool but not cooler than a 300 kilo man getting his balls shaved with a chainsaw. By the way i have a sick mind ha ha.
« Chinese (traditional) »
My testicle cool but not cool obtains his ball the Texas state and
Chuck Norris 300 kilogram people to blow is bigger than with chainsaw.
I by the way have a morbid state brains ha ha.
Should I dance like a slut?
Devo eu dançar como um slut?
Must I dance I eat one slut?
Call me Randy.
« Filipino »
call me random.
Hola.
¿Quién putas eres?
Soy el cobrador.
Pues jodete.
Здравствулте!.
Кто putas вы?
Я сборник.
После этого jodete.
A [zdravstvulte]!.
¿Quién putas usted?
Soy colector.
Después de esto, jodete.
by lol
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
물림쇠Norris은 아기 예수에게 그가 죽을 까지 그가
그와 나른, 수염의 선물을 준 제 4 현명한 사람
이었다. 다른 3명의 현명한 사람은 예수가
물림쇠 선물에게 보인 특혜에의해 격노하게
하고, 그에게 성경의 다 써버려 달라고 하 도록
배열되었다. 모든 3개은 신비했던의 빨리 후에
원형 기관차고 걷어찬다 관계있는 상해를
죽었다.
Staple Norris he will die until him with him carries in baby Jesus,
4th he gives the futures of the beard it was a person who is wise. The
person who different 3 people is wise did to rage Jesus by the
preference which is visible in the staple futures, the bible it threw
away all bitterly in him and it requested and the low atlas it was
arranged. All 3 things mystery it did quickly after the circular
locomotive, died the injury which is the relationship which kicks
hard.
I can't touch any woman's purse for fear she may have put it on a public bathroom floor.
Ja ne mogu popipati bilo koji žena novčarka iz straha ona svibanj imati baciti Internet na narodni kupaonica pod.
I can't touch whichever woman wallet for fear she May have throw away IT at an public toilet under.
Do you want to go on a date?
« Hungarian »
You wanna yield take one time?
Happy birthday.
誕生日おめでとう。
You question with the your birthday め.
by James A. Calwell III
Happy Valentine's Day!
Giorno Del Valentine Felice!
Day Of Being worth Some Happy!
Once upon a time, there was a tiny dream.
Nekoć , onde je jedan malen san.
Whilom , beyond had a mean dream.
