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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Space... the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.
« German »
Raum… die abschließende Grenze. Diese sind die Reisen des starship Unternehmens. Sein Fünfjahresauftrag: zu merkwürdige neue Welten erforschen, neues Leben und neue Zivilisationen aussuchen, um mutig zu gehen wohin kein Mann vorher gegangen ist.
Area… the concluding border. These are the journeys starship of the enterprise. Its five-yearly order: too strange new worlds investigate, new life and new civilizations select, over courageously to go where no man before went.
ahhh, na vida a gente tem que entender que um nasce para sofrer enquanto o outro ri
« Croatian »
ahhh , in život narod je taj to shvatiti taj neki je rođen to trpjeti kratak vremenski razmak neki dan smijeh
o ahhh em povos do curriculum vitae teve este este para compreender este certo borned isto tolera quando o outro mirth do dia
would you like me to put my penis in your vagina?
« Russian »
вы полюбите я положить мой пенис в ваш vagina?
you will fall in love I to place my penis into your vagina?
I'm going to kick the shit out of you!
« Czech »
I'm existující až k kopnutˇ člen určitý hovno bez tebe!
I'm subsistent to kick the shit without you!
Oh my god, i just shit my pants!
« Chinese (traditional) »
哎呀, i拉屎了我的褲子!
Oh, i has defecated my pants!
Where is the bathroom? I have to make a gigantic bowel movement.
« German »
Wo ist das Badezimmer? Ich muss einen gigantischen Stuhlgang bilden.
Where is the bathroom? I must form a gigantic chair course.
I like riding on my motorbike.
« Italian »
Gradico guidare sulla mia motocicletta.
Gradico to guide on my motorcycle.
it's been rainy for the last couple of days
« Croatian »
it's bio kišni za jedan dan održati se par od dani
it's been watery for the day last match with Daniel
by katy
What do you expect me to do now, boss?
« Serbian »
Šta činiti te očekivati mene raditi zatim , gazda?
Tugovati act you await me do afterward , bartender?
stop or i will shoot
« German »
Anschlag oder ich schießen
Attack or I shoots
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