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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose prick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin as he wiped his chin, If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.
« Welsh »
'na siwrnai was ddyn chan Nantucket whose bigo was 'n gyhyd allai sipia 'i. Ddeudai ag a grin fel sychai eiddo elgeth , Ai 'm hoda was a cunt Allais fuck 'i.
' I do journey servant man with Nantucket whose pick servant ' heartburn as long he was able I sip ' I. He said with I go withered like he dried his chin , Or ' ores I shoot servant I go cunt I Was able fuck ' I.
by Bob Smith
flip flop
« Czech »
fanda nemotornì se pohybovat
mustard lob
Hello i would like to lift your top up
« Korean »
여보세요 나는 가득 부어 넣는다 당신을 들고 싶으면
Woman bond swells full and you and holds when
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here; this is the War Room!" —Dr. Strangelove
« French »
" ; Messieurs ! Vous can' ; combat de t dedans ici ; c'est la salle "opérations renseignement" ! " ; - Dr. Strangelove
& quot; Sirs! You can& #039; T fights inside here; c' is the room " operations renseignement" ! & quot; - Dr. Strangelove
My dog and me took a long walk this morning. After that, I had a cup of coffee and she had a dish of her favourite dog food.
« Italian »
Il miei cane e me hanno richiesto ad una camminata lunga questa mattina. Dopo quello, ho avuto una tazza di caffè ed ha avuta un piatto del suo alimento di cane favorito.
My dog and I have demanded to a long walk this morning. After that one, I have had a coffee cup and has had a plate of its food of favorite dog.
by Anke
This is a warning, which I was warned by my advisor to warn you about. You have been warned.
« Czech »
Tato is jeden výstraha , kdo JÁ was varoval do má poradce až k varovat tebe kolem. Tebe mít been varoval.
This is a warning , whoa SELF was warned up has advisors to warn you aromatically. You hold been warned.
I bought a new computer and it does not function correct and now I am going to take it back.
« Welsh »
Brynais a 'n grai chyfrifiadur a gwna mo function cerydda a awron Dwi yn cerdded at chymer 'i bacia.
I bought I go ' heartburn new computer I go do not function I correct I go now I Am being walking to he takes ' I I back.
Hold me closer tiny dancer. Count the headlights on the highway. Lay me down in sheets of linen. You had a busy day today
« Dutch »
Houd me dichter uiterst kleine danser. Tel de koplampen op de weg. Bepaal me in bladen van linnen. U had vandaag een bezige dag
Me keeps dense extremely small dancer. Tel the head lamps on the way. Stipulate me in bladen of linnen. YOU had today a busy day
by Kat
A man who shows one face to himself and another to the masses will never avoid being confused between the two.
« Japanese »
彼自身に1つの表面を示すおよび固まりへの別のものは決して2間で混同している避けない人。
One surface is shown in him himself the person who and confuses any another things to the lump never between 2 and does not avoid.
There is no place like home!
« Korean »
가정 같이 아무 장소도 없다!
The family together there is not also anyone place! where
Nice shirts like you!