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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
Silly? Shocking? Profound? Click the smiley to vote it up!
Caught between a rock and a hard place.
« Danish »
Fanget imellem en gynge og en skrap opstille.
Trapped between a swing and a keen pose.
by Bob Smith
I love scotch.. scotch scotch scotch
« Japanese »
私はスコットランドを愛する。 スコットランドのスコットランドのスコットランド
I love Scotland. The Scottish Scottish Scotland
by digitalprophet
a gay guy, a catholic priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
« Slovenian »
veseljak veriga , a splošen duhovnik ter a židovski duhovnik in doktor prava prepotovati v dejstvo.
sandboy tether , however widespread sky-pilot and however Yiddish sky-pilot plus Doctor of Laws trudge within verity.
Take the doorknob, twist it counter-clockwise quietly, then burst into the room with guns a blazin'.
« Slovenian »
zalotiti doorknob , upogib to nasproten - ki se pomika v smeri urnega kazalca tišina , torej počiti v soba s topovski strel a plamen.
trap doorknob , twist this reversely clockwise whist , to conclude to go snap within room with metal sling however torch.
Why so serious? Let us put a smile on that face! I fucked bat man's mother!
« Croatian »
Zašto na taj naèin ozbiljan? Pustiti nas baciti smiješak na taj lice! JA jeben šišmiš man's majka!
Why does to this mode thoughtful? Let us throw away smile at an this the license! I bloody bat man's mother!
fix it
« German »
regeln Sie es
regulate it
by Jason
Please insert your penis into my vagina.
« Latin »
Commodo insert vestri penis in meus vagina.
To make fit to be a slave your tail upon my squalling.
Falcon Punch!
« Chinese (simplified) »
猎鹰拳打!
The falcon fights with the fists!
by Fluf
I prefer straightforward women.
« Norwegian »
JEG foretrekke direkte kvinner.
I choose antipode female.
I'm going to go to the animal shelter, and I am going to buy you a kitty cat. I am going to let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then one dark night I am going to sneak into your house and punch you in the face.
« Dutch »
I' m dat naar de dierlijke schuilplaats gaat gaan, en ik ga u een potkat kopen. Ik ga u laten in liefde met die potkat vallen. En dan één donkere nacht ga ik in uw huis heimelijk nemen en u slaan in het gezicht.
I' m. that to animal shelter goes to go, and I will buy you a pot cat. I will fall you to let in love with that pot cat. And then one dark night will I in your house surreptitiously take and beat you in the face.
Nice shirts like you!