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非常に美しい女性である。飲み物のための私を結合するか。
It is the very beautiful woman. Am I for the beverage connected?
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Juliana ate your mother's little furry
« Chinese (simplified) »
Juliana吃了您的mother' s毛茸的一点
Juliana has eaten your mother' a s furry spot
by Juli
Please do not kill me.
« Serbian »
Ugoditi ne ubiti mene.
Please do not gruel me.
Yes! It is truth! Today I am feeling myself so much enjoy and proudness! My huge and unfriendly bodyguard Sergei is being victorious in All Provinces Yoga Tournament! See here photograph of winning yoga position, as featured in local gazette, “Revolting Peasant Today.” People sometimes under mistaken apprehension that my faithful (yet huge and unfriendly) bodyguard is simply common thug!
« Russian »
Да! Правда! Сегодня я себя ощупывание так много наслаждаюсь и proudness! Мой огромный и нетоварищеский телохранитель Sergei победоносен в всем турнире йоги провинций! См. здесь фотоснимок выигрывая положения йоги, как отличено в местной газетте, «мятежный селянин сегодня.» Люди иногда под ошибочным дурным предчувствием которого мой верный (но огромный и нетоварищеский) телохранитель просто общий бандит!
Yes! Pravda! Today I itself feeling so much delight in and proudness! My enormous and unfriendly bodyguard Sergei is victorious in entire tournament the yogi of provinces! See here photograph winning positions yogi, as it is distinguished in the local gazette, “rebellious peasant today.” People sometimes under erroneous bad presentiment of which my loyal (but enormous and unfriendly) bodyguard is simply general bandit!
by Wendy Muzlanova
Carry on my wayward son.
« Portuguese »
Continue meu filho retrógrado.
He continues my retrograde son.
i am going to rape you up the fuck hole
« Icelandic »
ég er að fara til nauðga þú upp the ríða gat
I is snuggle up to go to rape you devise the screw opening
stop in the name of love before you break my heart
« Welsh »
arhosa i mewn 'r enwa chan cara rhagoch dorri 'm asgre
I wait in ' group I name with I love lest break ' ores bosom
do you put a lot of butter on your bread
« English »
of it lot you put of to butter on your bread
dele o lote você põr de para pôr manteiga em seu pão
i want my baby back ribs
« Korean »
나는 나의 아기 뒤 늑골을 원한다
I want the rib after my baby
by amber
I had an affair with my husbands wife
« Russian »
Я имел дело с моим супругой супругов
I dealt concerning my wife of the husbands
by Margareta
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man or woman miss out on the nightlife.
« Japanese »
早くベッドに早く上がることは夜遊びで人または女性の失敗をし。
Fails the person or the woman with nightlife, that it rises to the bed quickly quickly.
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